Poor
Jessica Simpson is single again because
Tony Romo dumped her ass now that his new season is about to begin.
Jessica Simpson is now spending her time on Twitter and trying to land the covers of all the tabloids. Unfortunately, a little thing called
Michael Jackson has monopolized the tabloids.
Jessica Simpson is about to gain more weight than we have ever seen before. Unless of course,
John Mayer decides to pay her a visit or two now that
Tony Romo has given her her 4%.
Hopefully, this won't translate into another awful country album on
Jessica Simpson's part. And for her sake, I hope
Tony Romo has a terrible season; otherwise it will confirm what everyone has always thought to be true.
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